Whats the Bloody Point?
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Scam 8 (started July 30, 2003)         More twists than a twisty thing
Miss Maureen Adje Charlse  only surviving daughter v Norman Gorman Smith-Bidet III & Gonad McDangle
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Opening Email
most interested
i would want you go through my proposal very carefully
My entire family were eaten by wolves three years ago
Dear Uncle Stink
My Details
i will try to get back to you very soon
YOUR LITTLE GIRL
travelling for a week
Dear godfather
contact the bank for the release of the fund
I have returned from my travels
I WOULD ALSO LIKE YOU TO BE THE GUIDIAN OF THIS FUND
'dwarf-throwing' contests
please hurry up to contact the bank and instruct them
So be it. We will be partners in my new 'dwarf-throwing' complex
here it is direct contact of the bank manager
email to the bank
Your banker is dead
I AM SORRY
please try to contact the bank
I have emailed the bank as requested
email to the bank again
The bank replies
Mucus, Scotum and Brown-Nose Merchant Bank
send back a copy of our transfer form which will be fax to you
PLEASE CONTACT THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY
Please keep in mind that I am a just a simple minded multi-millionaire
Costing money - there's a surprise!
your fax line was not going
asked my chauffer to send a fax from my house in Monaco
what do you suggest we do to get these documents obtain
As requested My photo is attached
non residential off shore account application
IT IS GRATE KNOWING YOU FACIALLY
As requested form and passport attached
Good news
The bank will be waiting for the relevant documents
please try to send the money to obtain the necassary documents
the green, green grass of home
$4,600 please
How?
SEND THE MONEY TO ME USING WESTERN UNION
I sent Gonad my butler
i can not risk my life
I trust him like a brother
bad and dangerious things like killing and stealing
Enter the butler Gonad McDangle
YOU ARE A BAD FRIEND TO MR NORMAN SMITH.
only I stand in his way
I was so surprice to read this from one of your employee
Sir Norman sees exactly what I want him to see
somebody named Gonad McDangle is intercepting my mails
We can be rich beyond our widest dreams
So stop sending me this your haertless plans
I am concerned for your well being
The Bank calls
I have all the bases covered
exactly what do you want from me
I have agreed to your proposal
I am pleased you wish to proceed with this.
I AM SICK OF KNOWING SOMEBODY LIKE YOU
I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS MAIL
How many times do I have to tell you?
I blame myself
JUST THE WAY IT HAPPEND IN JULIUS CESEAR
Now you are simply being dumb
I AM NOT DOMB PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have still not heard from you
You are dumb if you keep pretending
I TOLD MY CHURCH PASTOR ALL ABOUT IT
HARD DRUGS WHICH IS USING YOU TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS
I am in despair, Gonad my butler is dead.
I AM TOTALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THE WHOLE ISSUE
Why would you choose to speak ill of the dead?
HE HAS BEEN DEVELOPING BAD MIND AND SECRET PLANS
You have upset me greatly with your disgusting lies
I CAN NOT WAIT TO VISIT THE DWALF TROWING COMPLEX
The "President" calls
FOR I REALLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU TO CONSOLE YOU
I will have my private helicopter pick you up
death is inevitable, it lays his hands even on kings
OK let's try again
HERE IS THE BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION OF OUR CHURCH CO-ORDINATOR
you need to think twice sending any money to these third world toilets
NEEVER TRUST A BLACK MAN THAT THEY ARE FULL OF EVIL
I need to show my bank that you are genuine
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO COMPLET THE MONEY
keep your chin up,
CALL THE BANK PRESIDENT, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
If you are a moral an upright person then nothing can go wrong.
What is happening?
all the funny games that you have been playing with me
Hurt upset and annoyed.
Robert Slicker has tried to ring the bank
Mr Momoh had no idea about this tranasaction
conspiring with your late butler to divert this money
What is this perversion of yours?
Do you want my assistance?
I HAVE BEEN VERY SICK
The best way forward is obvious
YOU ALWAYS CLAIM TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME
It's not difficult to come first in a running race when you race against cabbages.
Good News from Maureen
I fail to see where the good news is.
I wish you were here to see my situation
we are going around in circles
I need a progress report
I am an orphan
Enter Mr Nigel Shagnasty-Farder
Thank you for your understanding
Nigel can come out at any time.
I WILL PROFF TO YOU ... I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU IS TRUE
I CAN MAKE ARRNGEMENT WITH ANY OF THE GOOD HOTEL
Buying Poland
Thanks once again for bringing light into my life again
scuba diving trip to Atlantis
you were not in the flight
But I'm in South Africa and have handed over $18,100
it is not my transaction that took you to south africa
I believe we are in good hands
i advice that you taminate any further corresspondance
have no more to do with the man, he may be dangerous
Please don't thank me it's all in a days work
Safely Home
WHERE UNCLE STINK FOUND A JOKER LIKE YOU
to discuss your "Invicible Money
F*** YOU AND YOUR FAIRY TALES
Uncle Stink is back
worried that you have not answered
MR NIGEL MUST BE A CHEAT
Maureen I am not an idiot
This is no joking matter
ALL THE STRESS THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED ME
You seem to make a habit of criticising my staff
COCK AND BOOM STORY
you are a common thief
Enter Jonnathan Tadobe
Your money is waiting
Contact me immediately
the contents were blank
I don make some guymen angry
I THANK YOU FOR FINALLY OPENING UP AS A GUY
you let me knock your maga
BATTY BOY
ur maga catch skills don not impres us
do not cofuse us with some other guymen
write soon with jobs
I WILL BE EXPECTING US TO WORK WITH YOU
do not doubt us
What a fool I have been, will you ever forgive me?
assist me with some amount of money
your Uncle Stink has always been happy to help
THIS TRANSFER HS BEEN GIVING ME TOO MUCH HEART ACHE
You poor troubled soul
I DO NOT MERIT ANY SHARE IN YOUR DWARF THROWING COMPLEX
bank contact in Amsterdam
document from the bank
SIR,WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD FROM YOU
Uncle Stink is now Aunty Stink
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOOK
I expected some nice words from you and not plain rudeness

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