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Why would you choose to speak ill of the dead?

From: smith.bidet
To: xtosamba_ci
Date: Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at 19:19
Subject: Your Email


I am both joyful and confused to read your email. I am overjoyed that you are not
dead as I feared. Please tell me where you have been and why you have not replied to
my emails?

I am confused and angry that you should question the tragic death of my one true
friend Gonad. Did you not read the newspaper article I sent you?

Your email seems to go on to blame my trusted servant for your lack of communication.
Maureen why would you choose to speak ill of the dead? The actions you seem to be
attributing to Gorman are so far from this gentle and honest man’s true character
that I can only assume you are attempting to make a sick joke out of the man’s
death. Shame on you Maureen, you should know better.

I am not interested in speaking any more of my dear, loyal right-hand-man. To even
write about him makes me too emotional. I hope you feel bad about writing such silly
things in your last email.

On to our business, Maureen. The dwarf throwing complex is nearly complete and I
would wish you to come over to inspect and sign some partnership papers. If you can
get over in the next week you will be in time for the funeral of Gonad.

We have decided to leave the remains of his house on the beach and allow Mother
Nature to wear it away gradually. He would have appreciated that being such a kind
and gentle person.

Your Uncle Stink

The next secret phrase is:
So he strikes, like Thunderball.
He knows the meaning of success.
His needs are more, so he gives less.

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