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you need to think twice sending any money to these third world toilets

From: smith.bidet
To: xtosamba_ci
Date: Monday, September 15, 2003 at 18:48
Subject: Bank Transfer


I am trying to arrange the transfer and I had a rather interesting email back from my
bank manager. I'd be interested in your thoughts. His email is below.

Your Uncle Stink

The next secret phrase is:
I've seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is
I don't wanna see no more

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Robert Slicker
> Sent: 15 September 2003 15:57
> To: smith.bidet@totallyliving.com
> Subject: Transfer Please
> Stink me old mucker,
> How’s it hanging? Me and Betty are still shocked at what happened
> to Gonad. What a sodding disaster. That geezer didn’t deserve to
> kick the bucket like that. Betty is still crying and we know you must
> be feeling like a piece of soft crap.
> We will be at the funeral later in the week. Betty wants to know
> if there’s anything she can do to help?
> Now on to business. Listen you old codger, I know $4,600 is small
> change to you but you need to think twice about sending any
> money (even such a small amount) to these third world toilets.
> I’ll ring you later and tell you all about “advanced fee frauds”. They
> are especially prevalent from these African countries.
> As your bank manager I have to advise you not to proceed with
> this transfer until we are certain this is not an advanced fee scam.
> The only way to be certain is to get your associate living over there
> in the toilet to send you some lose change, say $50 by bank or money
> transfer. If they are willing to do that then you can be sure they are
> not fraudsters.
> Anyway I’ll ring you later tonight to talk further.
> Robert Slicker
> Mucus, Scotum and Brown-Nose Merchant Bank

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