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From: smith.bidet
To: xtosamba_ci
Date: Tue 09/09/2003 07:22
Subject: I am in despair
Maureen,
I have put your life in danger and for that I am most repentant. As you have not
emailed me for a whole week I can only assume the worse and guess you will never see
this email. However I will continue to write this in the hope that you will see it.
I am in despair, Gonad my butler is dead.
As you know, three years ago I lost my entire family in the Mugubayter Mountains
while on a camping trip. Now I have caused you to come to harm and on top of that a
monstrous tragedy has befallen my life. My one true friend and trusted servant is no
more. The circumstances of his death are just terrible. I can not put in to words my
loss and sadness.
I have scanned in this morning's newspaper so that you can see for yourself. It is
attached to this email.
Please Maureen if you are still alive, find a way to contact me.
Your Uncle Stink
The next secret phrase is:
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
You find it happens all the time
The newspaper article is here
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