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From: smith.bidet
To: frobeya2000
Date: Fri 22/08/2003 00:08
Subject: Your recent email
My dear Mr Obeya,
The delightful Mr Eddy has given me your details. It is delightful to make your
acquaintance.
I am Norman Gorman Smith-Bidet (my friends call me Big Turd). I am a beneficiary to
the funds of the late Mr James.
Eddy has directed me to contact you.
Please direct me on the necessary steps I am to take to get my hands on the dosh.
Between me and you Mr Obeya, although Eddy is delightful, he is a little bit dim and
trying to explain things to him has been an uphill struggle. I hope I find you to be
less dim than Eddy.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Big Turd
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