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As no money is imminent, I'll have to change course
From: smith.bidet
To: xtosamba_ci
Date: Monday, October 27, 2003 at 00:30
Subject: Let us proceed
Maureen,
I can’t bear to see you suffering like this. Therefore I have resolved to do as you
ask and I am arranging to send my Personal Assistant out to assist you on my behalf.
Please let me know where and when you want to meet and I’ll dispatch Mr Nigel
Shagnasty-Farder as soon as practical.
Nigel has worked with me for years and is completely trustworthy. In fact since the
tragic death of my dear friend and butler, Gonad, Nigel has taken his place as my
right-hand man. He is like a son to me.
I await your instructions.
Your Uncle Stink
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