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Mrs Donkeykong was caught on speed camera doing 147mph

From: rev.wally
To: paulmaga2001
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 22:33
Subject: Johannesburg International Airport

Paul, my child,

You won't believe just how hectic my life is at the moment. I've had a sudden rush on
weddings and it looks like I'm fully booked for the next week as well.

On top of this Mrs Donkeykong was caught on speed camera doing 147mph on a 60mph B
road in her Porsche Boxster S. It looks like she may loose her licence to drive as
well as face a heavy fine.

I'm hoping the court will accept my religious authority when I testify that she was
possessed by evil demons at the time, which I have since exorcised.

Anyway, enough of my worries. How are you doing? I hope the Creator of all things is
being kind to you and your family.

You will be please to hear that, although there is a delay, I have now booked my
flight. My flight details are as follows:

Departs London (LHR) 21 JUL 21:00
Arrives Johannesburg (JNB) 22 JUL 09:15
Flight Number VS601 Virgin Atlantic

So I am arriving on Tuesday 22nd July at 9.15 in the morning and I'll be on Virgin
Atlantic flight VS601

Bishop Juan King wants me to go to him straight away but I told him I had important
business first. So I am in your hands. Before I make my way to the orphanage of Juan
King I will meet you at the airport to conclude this transaction.

Please make sure you are there at the airport to guide me and please book any hotels
if you believe the transaction will go into that night.

Paul, please be aware that I do not like to travel in my dog collar as people pester
me with their problems. I will be wearing a plain suit. My eyesight is not good so
can I suggest you carry a large card with my surname on it so that I may recognise
Paul. my child, please let me know if these arrangements are to your liking.

Rev Wally Tightnuts

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