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From: rev.wally
To: sarahsieta
Date: Sun 18/05/2003 22:52
Subject: Oh Dear
Mrs Sieta, My child,
I hope this email finds you in good spirits and I hope the cancer is not eating away
at you at too fast a rate because that can get really nasty. I saw it happen to my
poodle and it wasn't nice I must tell you. When you start coughing up blood that is
when you really know you've had it. I pray your coughing up blood day is still many
days away. Let's at least try to get this transaction finished.
I write to let you know that you lawer's account has been cut off. This seems strange
to me.
The last email I tried to send him was as follows:
Mr Mbeki,
My child, I do indeed have your emails and wish to proceed with this good work but
your habit of writing everything in CAPITALS is most disconcerting. And there really
are many words in your emails.
I wonder if you would be so kind as to either give me a simple short summary of what
is required or better still telephone me on +44 70 xxxx xxxx (that's +44 for the UK)
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